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I must face him, alone. In my experience, there is no such thing as luck.

I'm a thing. This opera's as lousy as it is brilliant! Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can't just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry! Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? We don't have a brig. I'm a thing. It's okay, Bender. I like cooking too. Who's brave enough to fly into something we all keep calling a death sphere? Come, Comrade Bender! Leela, Bender, we're going grave robbing. Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp.

Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be. Shut up and get to the point! Oh sure! Blame the wizards! You lived before you met me?! Throw her in the brig. And I'd do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it. And remember, don't do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don't not do it! Is today's hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient?

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I must face him, alone. In my experience, there is no such thing as luck.

Jessica Ross

The Cool Coach

You can see how I lived before I met you. And when we woke up, we had these bodies. There's a report on TV with some very bad news.

Mike Tribianni

The Cool Coach

You can see how I lived before I met you. And when we woke up, we had these bodies. There's a report on TV with some very bad news.

Lydia Benes

The Cool Coach

You can see how I lived before I met you. And when we woke up, we had these bodies. There's a report on TV with some very bad news.

Alice Kramer

The Cool Coach

You can see how I lived before I met you. And when we woke up, we had these bodies. There's a report on TV with some very bad news.

John Costanza

The Cool Coach

You can see how I lived before I met you. And when we woke up, we had these bodies. There's a report on TV with some very bad news.

Rod Newman

The Cool Coach

You can see how I lived before I met you. And when we woke up, we had these bodies. There's a report on TV with some very bad news.

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A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess.

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